I really need some advice....

Well, its gonna be a tough monday in school
1st, being chosen to be the class rep for the founder's day thing, actually not i want lor, its a lucky dray then i unfortunately being drawn

2nd, gonna get caned by the denis koh for defiance, pure crap, i where got defiant?! on monday which is gonna be a real bad feeling.

3rd gonna get punioshed by kwok, it real sux lah. practically my whole class nvr do homework 1 lor, then he just punish everybody

I really need some advice,
1st, how to minimise pain from caning

really, i can buy a mc from doctor n pon school but that is cowardly or purposely come late to sch, hoping that he will forget, but that is also coward
wear 3 pairs of underwear, starting from small to double xl with pe pants underneath my school trousers, but cannot guarantee that he would cane my buttocks, might go for my palm

or i can fight back at him, throw something, make sure that i m not a person he gonna cane easily, small things, then he want turn big things, then i also never get defiant with him, it is him who made up the story by himself, a storyteller indeed, n i will just make sure he gets it. but it will get me to more trouble of course, so i really dunno wat to do

if u got any GOOD ADVICE FOR ME, pls tag n tag n keep tagging about ur good advice for me, i will appreciate that!

For soccer, liverpool sign brazilian goalkeeper diego cavalieri n then blatter, the big mouth fifa president calls ronaldo a modern day slave which he agrees.

Blatter should for once shut his mouth, he got into enough trouble when he encourages women to wear bikinis to play football n also he shouldn't criticise national team managers but he did to kobi kuhn by saying he is 2 loyal to expereienced campaigners but in fact kuhn drop world cup 2006 captain johann vogel for the euro 2008